I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!

I can't believe it's not butter.

Oh really? Seriously. You can't believe it's not butter? If it's not butter but it looks & tastes like butter, then WHAT IS IT?!

Colored & refined poop?
No.
Nail enamel off dead people?
No.

Hum, gosh, mommy, I just can't imagine what this lovely society would have come up with for me to eat instead of real, delicious butter that has some great properties for your body. What could margarine be?

Plastic?
YES.

That's right, you read it, margarine is basically plastic. Get this, when margarine is made, they use nickel (A HEAVY METAL) to make it solidify, then they add perfumes and dyes to take away the nasty smell and taste of the rancid oils. Disgusting. Did you know that margarine is GRAY, not yellow, before they add the dyes...

That's right, rancid oils! Now, you might be thinking, "oh, it's not that bad when oil no longer tastes good" but IT IS THAT BAD. Here's the thing, when oil goes rancid, it flat out becomes carcinogenic, ie CANCEROUS. So, when margarine is made, the oils are heated to insanely high temperatures, making the molecules unstable. When they become unstable, they oxidize (oxidation=oxygen attacking and killing enzymes). When this enters your body, it doesn't know how to digest it because it is foreign and becomes highly toxic to you.

Okay, so let's review.
Margarine has heavy metals
Margarine has perfumes/dyes
Margarine is carcinogenic
Margarine is addictive

So, I'm not sure about you, but I'm going to finish my margarine tub and consider not buying anymore. HAHA NOT. I don't even own a margarine tub...and thank God after learning all this nonsense.

Now, darling, it's time for our heart to heart. I love you soooo much, like a sister/brother. I really do. So, if there's one thing you do this week, will you PLEASE consider ditching the margarine? Please, pleaseeeeee?

And it's SOO easy to replace. You can buy organic Ghee, which is the BEST butter for you ever http://www.shoporganic.com/product/purity-farms-organic-ghee-clarified-butter-13-oz/organic_ghee

or just regular organic, stick butter (unsalted and add your own Himalayan or Celtic Sea salt).

Love. love love love LOVE.